12 October 2011

Good evening.

If I were a robot.

I would never make toast because I would not subject my relative, the toaster, to such humiliation.

I would also have no taste for the ridiculously inefficient food of humans. If I wanted bread I would simply eat bread. Toasting is a waste of time and prevents me from accomplishing other tasks such as computations and plotting.

I would also not write a blog because writing blogs is a waste of time which is a concept created by humans like love, hunger and temerity.

I would, in my 1.5 hours of restoration time, watch exclusively The Brave Little Toaster, Wall-e, Short Circuit, Batteries Not Included and Legends of the Fall.

Transmission complete.