20 September 2011

Hello beautiful lovelies.

I don’t really have much to say tonight. Instead, GF and I are watching Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across The 2nd Dimension.

If you have not seen the movie, do so.

For those of you who cannot live without my mesmerizing (mesmerising for our UK readers) wit, please enjoy three sentences on the following picture:

Toast

If I were stuck in you, I’d be in-bred.

I know you don’t like Fanta, but would you like a Slice?

If the Ten Commandments were written here, they would appear in the Old Toastament.