Starved for attention

23 March 2012

Earlier today, I used Twitter to share my desire not to see the film version of The Hunger Games. In case you missed it, here are the tweets in their entirety.

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11: 00 AM – To say I enjoyed the #HungerGames novels is an extreme understatement. I read all three in two days.

11:01 AM – However, I will not be going to see the movie version of @TheHungerGames

11:02 AM – So, please enjoy my series of things I will be doing while not watching the #HungerGames

11:03 AM – 1. Listening to Dance Hall Crashers while drinking a Mountain Dew – not watching the #HungerGames

11:04 AM – 2. Walking through Ogden, UT and looking at Mormons on lawns – not watching the #HungerGames

11:05 AM – 3. Watching The Page Master on VHS – not watching the #HungerGames

11:06 AM – 4. Playing Jenga with some friends who are cool – not watching the #HungerGames

11:07 AM – 5. Interviewing disenfranchised Cheetahs unable to vote in latest feline recall elections – not watching the #HungerGames

11:08 AM – 6. Doing my homework so I can be caught up on the contributions of Neils Bohr – not watching the #HungerGames

11:09 AM – 7. Checking which oven setting is optimal for cooking a Toaster Strudel, starting at 100 – not watching the #HungerGames

11:10 AM – Thus endeth the list of things I will be doing instead of seeing the movie version of the #HungerGames

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Follow @mentalmacguyver on Twitter for future reasons I am not participating in certain aspects of popular culture.

Loaf of my life

20 September 2011

Hello beautiful lovelies.

I don’t really have much to say tonight. Instead, GF and I are watching Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across The 2nd Dimension.

If you have not seen the movie, do so.

For those of you who cannot live without my mesmerizing (mesmerising for our UK readers) wit, please enjoy three sentences on the following picture:

Toast

If I were stuck in you, I’d be in-bred.

I know you don’t like Fanta, but would you like a Slice?

If the Ten Commandments were written here, they would appear in the Old Toastament.