21 March 2013
The Hippo and I are preparing a trip out of town so she can attend a conference.
We walked outside before 7:00 am so she could catch a bus to work for a few hours. We both stopped as soon as we walked out of apartment door. It took about 10 seconds for us to realize snow was on the ground and falling heavily from the sky (of all places). We are going to Arizona and I swear Utah is fucking with us and telling us not to return.
Soon, Enterprise will pick me up, which is what they do. I hope they bring the car wrapped in brown paper. I remember a specific sense of pride watching those Enterprise commercials when I finally discovered there was no paper over the front windshield! I had discovered the illusion.
But I still want the car.
See you in Arizona.