The new song by Joey Cougar & The Starfish bemoans the iPhone’s loss of the headphones jack.
Comedy
A Seed To The Throne
A brand new song from Joey Cougar & The Starfish about the 2016 election! The song, “POTUS” (pronounced Pa Tuss), was inspired by a line from Kate McKinnon’s character in the recent Ghostbusters film.
Video from Mestizo Coffee in Salt Lake City, UT on 12 August 2016.
2016 Comedy Tour: Packing for Colorado
Here I am at 2200h MDT. I am listening to the BBC World Service. My partner packs her suitcase. The dog wanders around. He sniffs, knowing we are leaving him for a few days.
Tomorrow night, after work, we will drive to Colorado for the start of my first-ever comedy tour.
I have a list of segments, but I have no idea what I am going to say. I prefer to make things happen with the audience in the moment. “Community through comedy” is the rallying cry.
I have been incredibly moved by the support I have received. The donations through the GoFundMe page are overwhelming. Friends have been spreading the word in Fort Collins, CO and putting up flyers (Is it fliers? I never know and every time I look it up, I get more confused.). My partner has done it all: helped create flyers/fliers, publicised on Facebook (which I still refuse to use), shared with friends, planned for video recording and helped me work out a set list.
I have no idea what will happen, but I know this is my dream, you are my friends and this is my life.
I hope to see you there.
-Joey
Fake Dog Song
Hosting Improv open mic at Bad Ass Coffee in Salt Lake City, December 2015. I thought the show was over, but the audience convinced me to play a song.
Me: What song?
Audience: Some suggestions. [I paraphrase.]
Me: No.
Audience: Joey Cougar & The Starfish
Me: Yeah, the drummer is in the trunk.
Specific audience member: You have a fake dog in your trunk. [I did.]
Me: Ok. I can either explain that in a story or make up a song. What do you want?
Wise-ass audience member: Tell the story as a song.
This is the result.
Paper Moon
Last night, The Falcon and I went to the Paper Moon, Salt Lake’s preeminent lesbian bar. The bar holds open mic nights every Thursday starting around 9:30 or 10:00 pm (“Lesbian Standard Time” as they noted last night). I have a fear of not knowing what to do in new environments, so I convinced The Falcon to arrive at the bar at 8:15 pm (Mountain Standard Time). Few persons were there. Four women were playing pool. Two persons were at the bar, speaking to one another. Four men were wearing all black attire and were adorned in a way that I thought they would burst into spontaneous renditions of Dropkick Murphys songs with a side order of brawling. They requested “Vacation” by The Go-Gos. Go figure.
I ordered a Guinness in a bottle (which I believe is an early Christina O’Aguilera song) for myself and water with ice for The Falcon. We sat and talked until a comedian I recognized came in and joined us at the table. We all talked for a while until the next group of comics walked in and the open mic hosts arrived.
The open mic started with three lesbians playing a mix of original and cover songs (I recognized a song from Tegan & Sara’s The Con). The voices were smooth and beautiful. I flashed back to grad school when I spent much of my time at open mic nights performing originals, covers and improvised songs. The first comic went up and presented a stark contrast to the soothing beauty of the music. Four other comics went up and then it was time for me to move to the microphone.
I read a piece I created the day before entitled “The Mayor Apologizes.” The piece is a press conference involving a pit of King Cobras, some finger-pointing at an ex-con giraffe, deformed elementary school pole vaulters, disfigured babies and the invasion and near-immediate demise of a malevolent warlord.
It went as well as can be expected. In fact, I was pleased with the feedback from the audience.
I hope to make it back to the Paper Moon for open mic in the future as I find the friendliness highly appealing and conducive to trying new pieces and bits. Sadly, the late-night nature of the event could conflict with my professional life. I can barely stay awake today and I’m not even working.
If I find the will, perhaps I shall record the bit as a radio broadcast.
-J
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