A joke from 2004

16 April 2012

While going through journal entries, I found an attempt at a joke and an explanation of that joke.

20 May 2004

-Random “joke”: What’s black and white and blue (blew) all over? Yesterday’s Chicago Tribune

The paper blew (past tense) all over because Chicago is The Windy City and some careless environmental desecrator left her copy of The Tribune on a park bench (I’m assuming Chicago has parks [or at least park benches] because I’ve never been there).

I have since been to Chicago and noticed a park and park benches. I have not, however, improved my joke writing one iota.

Entries points

26 March 2012

One of my current projects is typing most of my journal entries to develop into longer stories.

While I’m going through my journals (including ones from my days as a Christian at Georgia College & State University) I’ll be sure to post any entries that I particularly enjoy. I’ll start with this one.

11 July 2011

At IAD (Dulles) with GF’s brother. The entire airport smells like fried food (chicken or shrimp?).