101 Followers Contest

26 April 2012

If you follow my main Twitter profile, then you will know I promised that if I reached 101 followers I would give away a personal item and a special gift.

Last night, I reached 101 followers. I’ve already discussed the contest on Twitter, but here, for your convenience, are the rules for the 101 Followers Contest.

Personal Item

To win a personal item used by yours truly, simply tweet your favorite tweet of mine. Yes, I’m slightly narcissistic. In fact, I can never do cocaine because I get distracted by my reflection. Be sure to use the hashtag #101Followers

Example tweet: “Just learned the Utah Jazz made it into the 2012 #NBAPlayoffs How many teams went bankrupt and ceased to exist this year?” #101Followers

Or, if you can’t fit in the #101Followers hashtag, just retweet your favorite tweet of mine. All tweets retweeted today will count for the contest.

Special Gift

To win the special gift, tweet at or direct message me with whatever you want to say. Anything interesting, or funny or evil or rude or whatever. Be sure to use the hashtag #101Followers

Example tweet: .@mentalmacguyver I think you smell like the finest silk mixed with residual, burning carbonite. #101Followers


The contest will end at midnight (Mountain Time), at which time I will pick a winner in each category. I will announce the winners this Friday (tomorrow) and work on getting your prizes to you.

Any questions? Just comment here, talk to me on Twitter or email me – josephpatrickrichards (at) gmail (dot) com

Thanks for everything and good luck!


When sheet hits the fan

29 August 2011

Hello again lovers and friends and family (and technologically-savvy cones).

Before I get to the meat (or other form of protein for your meatless diet) of tonight’s post, let me just say I was pleased to receive a package today. I ordered this package from Amazon (the online one, not the one I am probably killing by ordering packages). This package contained three compact discs and one seasoning. In order of appearance.

Two Door Cinema Club – Tourist History

The Books – The Way Out

Fountains of Wayne – Sky Full of Holes

Shichimi Togarashi spice

And now…

Here is another clip from the DC Improv Comedy School Cast show at the DC Improv on 24 August 2011. This game is called “Slo Mo.” Stay tuned after the video for a fun contest!

Video Contest

Hello friends! How about a sweet video contest? Find the one thing I forgot* in the above video and email me at oapowerbattery@gmail.com I will choose one correct answerer at random to win a parcel from me!

Deadline is whenever I remember the contest is happening, but most definitely after Labor Day.

*Yeah yeah. I’m sure I forgot more than one thing. Yuck it up jackass.